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Post by The Union of Tinis on Jul 29, 2010 2:18:17 GMT -5
So I was thinking today that it might be fun to have a thread totally devoted to coming up with the craziest theories, implications, suggestions, and hypothesis about the in character stuff.
None of this should be taken as the in character truth. But harvesting the good ideas can work if they actually make sense.
For instance, the Burning thread there seems to suggest that the Earth of Aluez and the Earth of Anea and the federation's version of Earth might be very different. So what gives? What if the Aluezian and Anean ships are actually from the future! And for some reason their travel to Earth has forced them back in time some how. Perhaps someone or something is manipulating events so that they all show up at just the right time...
Ok, come up with crazy ideas, in three, two, one... go!
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Post by Nova25 on Jul 29, 2010 13:15:12 GMT -5
Another wild crazy theory... from an unknown source ... says that the strange events in the region of Aatuylva, more precisely related to the mass-disappearance (maybe just a few, not confirmed) in the dark jungles/forests, might be related to aliens FROM SPACE ! Who knows ? Maybe the creatures of the depth and the dangerous monsters of that region are ancient monsters/aliens from an old crashed spaceship ? *Mystery !* Could some of the ancestors of aatuylva, like the founders of a part of the region, might be people from space unable to return home ? ...their high-tech space laying somewhere deep in the ground ? The energy of its reactor-thingy transforming the surrounding wild life into ferocious beasts ? One might never know for sure...
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Post by aatuylva on Jul 29, 2010 13:28:01 GMT -5
Perhaps said aliens were ALSO drawn there, by a malevolent entity that seeks to twist the world into war so it can break free and reset button the universe?
Or far more sinister things.
Who is 'The Headmaster'?
What is it with the Wraithwolves?
Who put the portal on the island? The Pudrians? Why?
How is it that Rio is a telepath? How many more are there? Why didn't they band together like the Suikodani Hivers?
Does Izixs wear frilly jackets with pictures of kittens on them?
These are important questions that need answers, and they are vital to the universe! Get to it people!
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Post by miokalia on Jul 31, 2010 21:37:52 GMT -5
The star of a series of marginally-successful Tinisian porno movies in the late 1960's. Well, if you were a wolf that was somehow still alive after being exposed to thousands and thousands of Roentgens/hour of radiation and most of the rest of the wolves were dead because of it, then Cartoon Logic suggests that you would be freaky and probably crazy too.The Milatin did it before THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BECAME AND OR MADE THE PUDRIANS OMG ANCIENT CONSPIRACY MOONATLANTIS.Because Jon Edwards ruined telepathy for everyone and it made actual telepaths sad. Collectively.YES. ALWAYS.
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Post by aatuylva on Aug 2, 2010 23:47:49 GMT -5
These answers intrigue me..but I have more questions, oh knowledgeable one!
What caused the cataclysm in StarFurs?
Why is General IX so uptight?
What is inside the Tomb of Glorvan in Pargalo?
What REALLY lies behind the big white splotches on the map?
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Post by The Union of Tinis on Aug 3, 2010 0:08:26 GMT -5
What caused the cataclysm in StarFurs? Excessive personal gas, wars, a few extra nuclear test sites, and runaway green house effects all at the same time. Why is General IX so uptight? A hippie killed his entire family. What is inside the Tomb of Glorvan in Pargalo? Oh you'll find out ;-) What REALLY lies behind the big white splotches on the map? big white splotches? Don't you mean the hides of my extended family?
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Post by aatuylva on Aug 3, 2010 0:43:55 GMT -5
Here thar was dragons O.O
Glorvan. He was a TimeLord. I am certain. He is really Merlin's Doctor's cousin's father's mother's brother's daughter's sister's uncle's grandfather's great great great grandsister.
And if he is not, I shall nom a pen.
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Post by miokalia on Aug 3, 2010 2:20:50 GMT -5
And if he is not, I shall nom a pen. You should have opted to consume your hat. Because they have novelty adult shops where they sell edible clothes, and probably hats. Chocolate hats. Then you could eat a chocolate hat. It's more delicious. THE FIRST RULE OF GLORVANISM IS: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT GLORVAN THE SECOND RULE OF GLORVANISM IS: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT GLORVAN THE THIRD RULE OF GLORVANISM IS: ONLY TWO GLORVANS TO A AMOROUS ROMP. THE FOURTH RULE OF GLORVANISM IS: IF A GLORVAN TAPS OUT, OR GOES UNCONSCIOUS, THEN THE ROMP IS OVER. THE FIFTH RULE OF GLORVANISM IS: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT AT GLORVAN: THEN YOU HAVE TO GLORVEAnd thus: the horrible/hillarious ritual of a secret society at Yale is born.
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Post by miokalia on Aug 3, 2010 2:44:40 GMT -5
MY MONKEY IS A SANDWICHTIMECUBE IS THE TRUTH THAT THE EVIL AND STUPID BUBBLY MASS ELITE WANT YOU TO NOT KNOW ABOUTTHE ACADEMIC FASCIST PARTY OF ANARCTICA TELLS YOU THERE ARE 24 EVIL HOURS IN EVERY EVIL SATAN DAY BUT I CAN FLY AND SHOOT LAZZERS FROM BY BUTTHOLE BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY [glow=YELLOW,2,300]TIMECUBE[/glow] TRUTH. FOUR SIDED QUADRATALIC REALITY DAY IS THE REAL TRUTH THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID AND EVIL TO REALIZETHE GOVERNMENT ASS FASCISTSWHO DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE TIME CUBE FOURSEASONSIDED SUPERDAY. YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED WITH EVIL ABOUT A ONE DAY MESSIAHWHO SHOVES DOGS IN YOUR ARMPITS WHILE YOU SLEEP. You need a cat! FOUR CORNERED SEASON EARTH TIME CUBE TRUTHIS THE ONLY REALITYTHE GOVERNMENT PUT THEIR SCIENCE IN YOU AND MADE YOU EVILLIKE ZOMBIE GHOASTS. CUBE TRUTH IS IN EVERYTHING AND YOU ARE EVIL[/COLOR] ONE DAY-ONE CYCLE IDOLATORS OF THE COSMIC GLOCKENSCHPIELTHE GOVERNMANT AND PORNOGRAPHY AND THE TELEPHONE I LIKE MY TEA SERVED HOT WITH A SIDE OF HHRGGHHNNNNWE TRUE CUBE CATS, WE SIT ON CUBE TABLES TOGETHER
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Post by aatuylva on Aug 3, 2010 2:52:29 GMT -5
DEAR GOD NO IT'S INFECTED HIM D:
Hurrry! We must stop the infection from spreading! Get to the next page before Timecube consumes ALL!!!!![/b]
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Post by aatuylva on Aug 3, 2010 2:58:43 GMT -5
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Needs moar mention of wepon.
You SUDN'T come HERE.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Post by The Union of Tinis on Aug 3, 2010 3:10:56 GMT -5
For sooth! Mine voice declareth that Poor H4k0's mind hath been melted by the powerful radiance of certain corners of the internets. The crazy theory of this shall be known as the Dilemma of the Digital Mind's Grasping the Fallible.
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Post by aatuylva on Aug 3, 2010 3:19:33 GMT -5
Right. Anyway. Yes. Yes...
Question? Is Izixs secretly planning world domination?
Do the Pudrians secretly wish they could perform musical theatre?
Are sporks capable of crossing TIME?
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Post by Nova25 on Aug 3, 2010 12:18:12 GMT -5
I prefered the time when it was wild and crazy theories based on suppositions and half-known facts... Rather than simple strange questions with someone answering simple random things... just saying... In any cases... I'm surprised that no one has crazy theories in Mind, about the Hive ...I know I have some... and I'm the one that made the Hive !
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Post by aatuylva on Aug 3, 2010 13:21:35 GMT -5
Hmmmmm......................
Telepaths.
They are in Suikodan, the Pudrians (to an extent), the Anean empire, and Aluez....
All of them from reasonably technologically advanced societies at different stages.
They all come from the blood of the Ancients/Precursors/Ancestors.
A race of all-powerful psychics that had a civil war....
About how the universe should be run.
Some, wanted no part in it, and faded into the youngling races, living among them, but passing along their talents.
These would be the Hivers and the Anean/Remnoran telepaths, and the results their choices came to be the Hivers retreating from a world that hated them, and the Remnorans building an empire for themselves?
The other two factions left to different parts of the universe.
The Ancestors of the Aluez wanted to bring order and unity, but couldn't interfere until the time was right...(need to look up Unitarian history...), and the Pudrians instead opted to let Creation pass them by, being perfectly isolationist. (Later, the Pudrians went insane hearing the thousands of years of war and suffereing, and went on their crusade)
So, debunkable? Or perhaps a grain of truth?
Glorvan/Merlin/Virrakos, of course, would be one of those individuals that chose instead to help the fledgeling races (albeit also furthering his own ends.)
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