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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 2, 2011 22:49:50 GMT -5
OOC: 2 weeks after the Party. Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun, Principality of Holmbergsvania I knew something would happen after finding out Luca slept with the county's prince. I don't care that she did, but now she's pregnant and he's not getting away with this. So I am going to be a stereotypical father and do what I have always wanted to do. Shotgun wedding. Just to make it look better, I am wearing a white tank top, blue jeans, and I'm driving a pickup truck. I am going to feel bad for scaring the hell out of him, but it's totally worth it. Especially if he's about to become Anean royalty. Which means he will deal with worse anyway. I stopped my truck in front of what I understand is Alaric's house. I grabbed my shotgun off the passenger seat and headed toward the door. I cocked it and then knocked hard on the door. "Alaric! Open the door!" I said. |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 2, 2011 23:00:19 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V I rubbed my eyes. Knocking on the door, and a loud voice begging me to open it? Holy shit, someone must have been in trouble! "I'M COMING!" I shouted, running down the hallway in sweatpants, without a shirt. "I'm coming, fair person in trouble!" I thrust open the door- And stared into the barrel of a shotgun. Oops. |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 2, 2011 23:04:17 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun With the shotgun still in his face, I smiled. "Well hello there Allie. I am here to inform you that you're going to be a dad... and a husband. Why don't you come along with me?" |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 2, 2011 23:06:38 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V "Y-yes sir" I coughed "How-how'd you get in the country? and to my house? And-" All the memories from the party came flooding back. "I'M SORRY I HAD SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!" I shouted. |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 2, 2011 23:21:24 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoung I took him by the arm and forcefully put him in the passenger seat. Thankfully I also have a child lock thing on that door so he can't get out. I'm a real bastard sometimes. I got in the driver's side, kept the shotgun pointed at him, and turned the truck on. "Well getting in is just a matter of flying. I have a wonderful An-225 that I fly around when I need to transport a car. Or truck in this case. As for your house? Well, Luca told me where you live. "Now, keep in mind, I don't mind you sleeping with her Allie. BUT she is like a daughter to me. I don't much like people fucking and running off. Especially when she ends up pregnant." I backtracked to the airport where my plane should be. "So, we're going to the colony, we'll have a wedding. A big royal wedding. And then you go on a honeymoon with her. I'll pay for all of it, don't worry about that. If you try to run off though, you won't be getting one else pregnant." I then took on a somewhat Italian accent. "Capishe?" It's scary that it suits me considering my ties with organized crime... |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 2, 2011 23:26:51 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V "Y-yes sir, Mr. IX" I looked around, not for a way out, but for a way that the press couldn't see that I got a wolf pregnant. "I have to say though, you could have done a threatening call instead of showing up to my door with a shotgun" Looking that we were at an airport, I wondered another thing. Where the hell would the honeymoon be? |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 2, 2011 23:32:01 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun After passing through security, quickly, I drove up into my plane and the ramp closed behind us. I got out and opened the door for Alaric. I also pulled a device out of my pocket and pressed a few buttons. The "shotgun" was actually just a hologram, but it worked. "You better get comfortable. It's a long flight to the castle. And the name, now, is Isaiah. We're going to be family. "And yes, I could have given you a call, but I had no guarantee you would show up." |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 2, 2011 23:37:06 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V "It... was a hologram? You got me good, IX- Er, Isaiah" I relaxed in a chair. It was a long flight to New Gracaria. "So Isaiah, how's the family doing back in New Gracaria?" |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 2, 2011 23:40:06 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun "Well, if you must know, I have a daughter that's pregnant and about to get married." |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 2, 2011 23:42:14 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V "So... do I have to adopt Luca's last name?" A question that randomly popped up in my head. I was the last member of my family of reproductive capability, in essence, the last of a line of Holmbergsvanian princes. "And how about the rest of the family besides Luca? How are they doing?" |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 2, 2011 23:46:26 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun "No, you don't have to. Nor would she have to take yours. The child, though, will probably have a hypenated name. "As for the rest of the family, I am about to become a father finally with a blood child. Luca is just my goddaughter, though I am more of a father to her than her real one. My father is probably plotting to kill me. My mother is probably going to become Minister of Health and Welfare for the colony. "All in all, everything is just wonderful in Xaimoungkhoun land." |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 9, 2011 21:49:23 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V "So... is anyone invited here? Or is it just Luca, me, and the rest of the Anean Royal Family?" I wondered out loud. |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 9, 2011 21:58:32 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun "Oh yes. Just the Royal Family... plus the Senate... and anyone else that wants to attend. Considering this will be the first real royal wedding, I'm sure there will be several thousand attending. Not to mention all the reporters. "So if you were thinking of doing this quietly, that's not going to happen." Several Hours Later, New Gracaria AFB We touched down with a slight bump and rolled to a stop. Once we came to a complete stop, the back ramp came down and my limousine pulled up. "Well, we've arrived. We'll be going directly for the castle." |
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 11, 2011 1:02:01 GMT -5
Prince Alaric Holmberg V "Directly for the castle, eh? Sounds fun" I said, climbing into the limousine. "Can't wait to see how those snow leopard, lynx, tiger things are doing..." I chuckled, settling into my seat. |
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 11, 2011 1:13:59 GMT -5
Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun "It's called a Reshan." I said as his limousine left. Behind that, I had a soldier bring my Andromeda XV. Might as well see how fast I can go on that stretch of road." 2 More Hours Later, Imperatorskij Isaii Zamok Finally, we arrived at my castle. The limo came in right behind me. There's another snow storm on the way and we managed to avoid it for a little bit. Luca, should, be right inside ready to slap him. It's going to be funny as hell. |
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