Post by miokalia on Jan 24, 2011 1:48:18 GMT -5
[[[OOC: this is a mostly internal thread having to do with a situation that a Hiyike Andertol has gotten himself in. It takes place a while after the Imperial Party.]]]
15:00 sharp. The parking lot of an abandoned k-mart in the middle of the desert somewhere.
Andertol pulled up and exited his car, expecting to see Itka pacing around somewhere, glaring at him. Instead, she was nowhere to be found.
The small device she had couriered to him had a note which indicated this spot, at 15:00, on this day.
But he still didn't know what the "PS: MODE 0982, Bitch" at the bottom of the note meant.
Maybe this was his punishment for what he did up north at IX's party.
She was having him stood up.
Not so bad considering what the Secretary of Defense said she wanted to do to him.
He almost started to think, "Hell hath no fury like...", but stopped before he accidentally made a pun that only himself and Kazians might get.
In the distance, he saw something moving, it had a pretty big cloud of dust behind it too.
"Oh shit.", he said aloud.
Itka blasted into the parking lot on a jetpack, of all things.
He had never seen her like this before though.
She wasn't wearing a thread of clothing. Just armor.
She had adorned herself with some kind of apparatus consisting of two long devices which Andertol knew were colloquially called "eggbeaters". They resembled some kind of hillariously terrible BDSM equipment used for unmentionable pursuits. Except they housed some kind of actual weapon.
She had guns mounted above her arms as well. He hoped those weren't live rounds.
She stared at him for a minute then said,
"What part of quarrel don't you understand?
You're wearing a goddam polo shirt and jeans?"
"Well I don't know what's going on. I didn't even know you Malych people did this kind of thing to eachother.", Andertol whined.
"Get yourself into something appropriate. I refuse to strike an unarmed opponent in this setting.
Well, get those silly clothes off, it's not like you have genitalia that dangle around."
Andertol did so, and felt weird about it.
"Now put this on!", she barked and heaved a heavy box she had carried with her at him.
"What the hell Itka?
Ok seriously, I think we need to talk about this whole thing with the marriage....", Andertol complained.
"NO. We don't need to talk about it. We need to fight. Now put on that f**king CAS and shut up.", she barked again.
In the box were all the gun housings and apparatus that would normally be on the full-size version of his model.
"Itka I feel stupid.", he complained once he had it on.
"Enjoy it while it lasts, because you're about to feel pain", she yelled, then charged at him with that jetpack, Egg-beaters pointed forward like jousts.
Andertol screamed and ran awkwardly. The armor she made him wear was heavy and threw his whole balance off.
She opened fire at him, and he continued screaming, eventually he layed on the ground and put his claws over his head as the rounds bounced off him.
"I surrender! I surrender! Oh god please don't kill me!"
"Get up! Get your head on straight! These are rubber rounds you dumb ass. Do you think we actually would shoot live ammunition at each other?", she barked.
"But you never told me that!", Andertol whined.
"Get up.
You know for a genosaurer, you are a total pansy.", She said.
"I'm breakable Itka!", he shouted, "So I'm being careful!"
"Replaceable parts!", she shouted back, then fired some weapon from both of her egg-beaters, pushing her back a bit, and sending Andertol flying and rolling around, "Now get up a fight me"
Andertol staggered up and started firing back.
The two of them did this for about a minute until they both ran out of rounds and the concrete was littered with thousands of pink rubber rounds.
Itka roared and ran at Andertol, mouth wide and teeth bared. Andertol did the same.
They collided. Andertol got his mouth around the mount for one of the egg-beaters and clamped down.
Itka got her mouth on his shoulder and did the same.
She clamped down harder, severed the joint and with a whip of her head, had tore his arm off.
Andertol roared and yanked at the mount and finally broke the bracket, thus allowing both the jetpack and the egg-beaters to fall to the ground.
She reared back and threw him up about 15 feet, letting him crash into the ground some distance from her.
"MY ARM!", he roared, "WHY DID YOU BITE MY ARM OFF?"
"Oh shut up!", she barked, "We'll reattach it later!"
Andertol was too far gone though, he let out a feral roar, then his foot anchors dropped down.
With a loud whirring noise, his mouth cannon extended and his tail vents opened.
Itka paced around a bit, waiting for him to charge his weapon up. Waiting for the perfect time to end this fight.
Then suddenly she rushed him, Rushing straight in front of him and jammed the barrel of one of her many guns straight down the barrel of Andertol's mouth cannon.
His eyes went wide and he squeaked.
Then his weapon fired, grounded out on the barrel of her gun like a fork in a microwave. Smoke poured from his mouth cannon as she removed the gun and let Andertol fall to the ground. The equivalent of his peripheral nervous system had froze.
She put one of her feet claws on his back, then let out a triumphant roar.
Andertol eventually rebooted and asked very faintly, "Are you done killing and/or maiming me yet"
Itka ejected her armor and let it fall to the ground, then replied,
"Yes. It's over now.
All is forgiven."
"My arm...", he moaned.
"We just have to pop it back on.
You know, I think you might actually have some problems that need to be looked at.", she said.
"Naw, you think? Especially after what you did to me", he said.
She then picked him up and hugged him. Then hopped off with him behind the building to a more private location.
15:00 sharp. The parking lot of an abandoned k-mart in the middle of the desert somewhere.
Andertol pulled up and exited his car, expecting to see Itka pacing around somewhere, glaring at him. Instead, she was nowhere to be found.
The small device she had couriered to him had a note which indicated this spot, at 15:00, on this day.
But he still didn't know what the "PS: MODE 0982, Bitch" at the bottom of the note meant.
Maybe this was his punishment for what he did up north at IX's party.
She was having him stood up.
Not so bad considering what the Secretary of Defense said she wanted to do to him.
He almost started to think, "Hell hath no fury like...", but stopped before he accidentally made a pun that only himself and Kazians might get.
In the distance, he saw something moving, it had a pretty big cloud of dust behind it too.
"Oh shit.", he said aloud.
Itka blasted into the parking lot on a jetpack, of all things.
He had never seen her like this before though.
She wasn't wearing a thread of clothing. Just armor.
She had adorned herself with some kind of apparatus consisting of two long devices which Andertol knew were colloquially called "eggbeaters". They resembled some kind of hillariously terrible BDSM equipment used for unmentionable pursuits. Except they housed some kind of actual weapon.
She had guns mounted above her arms as well. He hoped those weren't live rounds.
She stared at him for a minute then said,
"What part of quarrel don't you understand?
You're wearing a goddam polo shirt and jeans?"
"Well I don't know what's going on. I didn't even know you Malych people did this kind of thing to eachother.", Andertol whined.
"Get yourself into something appropriate. I refuse to strike an unarmed opponent in this setting.
Well, get those silly clothes off, it's not like you have genitalia that dangle around."
Andertol did so, and felt weird about it.
"Now put this on!", she barked and heaved a heavy box she had carried with her at him.
"What the hell Itka?
Ok seriously, I think we need to talk about this whole thing with the marriage....", Andertol complained.
"NO. We don't need to talk about it. We need to fight. Now put on that f**king CAS and shut up.", she barked again.
In the box were all the gun housings and apparatus that would normally be on the full-size version of his model.
"Itka I feel stupid.", he complained once he had it on.
"Enjoy it while it lasts, because you're about to feel pain", she yelled, then charged at him with that jetpack, Egg-beaters pointed forward like jousts.
Andertol screamed and ran awkwardly. The armor she made him wear was heavy and threw his whole balance off.
She opened fire at him, and he continued screaming, eventually he layed on the ground and put his claws over his head as the rounds bounced off him.
"I surrender! I surrender! Oh god please don't kill me!"
"Get up! Get your head on straight! These are rubber rounds you dumb ass. Do you think we actually would shoot live ammunition at each other?", she barked.
"But you never told me that!", Andertol whined.
"Get up.
You know for a genosaurer, you are a total pansy.", She said.
"I'm breakable Itka!", he shouted, "So I'm being careful!"
"Replaceable parts!", she shouted back, then fired some weapon from both of her egg-beaters, pushing her back a bit, and sending Andertol flying and rolling around, "Now get up a fight me"
Andertol staggered up and started firing back.
The two of them did this for about a minute until they both ran out of rounds and the concrete was littered with thousands of pink rubber rounds.
Itka roared and ran at Andertol, mouth wide and teeth bared. Andertol did the same.
They collided. Andertol got his mouth around the mount for one of the egg-beaters and clamped down.
Itka got her mouth on his shoulder and did the same.
She clamped down harder, severed the joint and with a whip of her head, had tore his arm off.
Andertol roared and yanked at the mount and finally broke the bracket, thus allowing both the jetpack and the egg-beaters to fall to the ground.
She reared back and threw him up about 15 feet, letting him crash into the ground some distance from her.
"MY ARM!", he roared, "WHY DID YOU BITE MY ARM OFF?"
"Oh shut up!", she barked, "We'll reattach it later!"
Andertol was too far gone though, he let out a feral roar, then his foot anchors dropped down.
With a loud whirring noise, his mouth cannon extended and his tail vents opened.
Itka paced around a bit, waiting for him to charge his weapon up. Waiting for the perfect time to end this fight.
Then suddenly she rushed him, Rushing straight in front of him and jammed the barrel of one of her many guns straight down the barrel of Andertol's mouth cannon.
His eyes went wide and he squeaked.
Then his weapon fired, grounded out on the barrel of her gun like a fork in a microwave. Smoke poured from his mouth cannon as she removed the gun and let Andertol fall to the ground. The equivalent of his peripheral nervous system had froze.
She put one of her feet claws on his back, then let out a triumphant roar.
Andertol eventually rebooted and asked very faintly, "Are you done killing and/or maiming me yet"
Itka ejected her armor and let it fall to the ground, then replied,
"Yes. It's over now.
All is forgiven."
"My arm...", he moaned.
"We just have to pop it back on.
You know, I think you might actually have some problems that need to be looked at.", she said.
"Naw, you think? Especially after what you did to me", he said.
She then picked him up and hugged him. Then hopped off with him behind the building to a more private location.