Things IX Probably Shouldn't Do
1. Get drunk
2. Particularly before a diplomatic meeting
3. ESPECIALLY before the UN meeting
4. Let Nakhi do the above 3
5. Visit LA and use his real name
6. Doing so would probably result in being arrested
7. Order a missile strike on your location
8. Dye the fur of anyone pink
9. Particularly Nakhi or Tod
10. Even though it is potentially funny
11. Use a flamethrower
12. Firing downwind with the flamethrower
13. Wear a hat around Tiam
14. Do a Kim Jong Il impression just for shits and giggles in front of the UN
15. Do an Obama impression just for shits and giggles in front of the UN
16. Tell the world before they make a decision on the battlestation that if they say no it will be built anyway
17. Use your own mercenaries in every war
18. And then charging your allies amounts in the hundreds of billions or even trillions of dollars
19. Press the big blue button*
20. Repeatedly press the big blue button
21. Use a planet buster on Haroma
22. No matter how bad you want to kill Rio
23. Use the crown as a paperweight
24. Use the scepter as a baton
25. Especially on diplomats
26. Laugh at Stidham
27. Get drunk and then try to force religion on the godless Aluezi heathens
28. Let them know that you once called them godless heathens to Nakhi
29. Being God of War doesn't mean you can start wars for no reason
30. Even though you could probably win
31. Build a mile high tower for Megamantics Corporation's HQ
32. Turn the island south of New Astrapolis into a fortress for Megamantics
33. Sink all ships that enter your waters
34. If you threaten to do that again, be sure to carry out on in since people think you were bluffing
35. Act like Emperor Welhan and speak of human supremacy constantly
36. Even though Haromians are probably the superior human
37. Cloning is bad
38. Unless of course you are intentionally trying to make an army
39. Robots work just as well
40. Make fun of LucAI
41. Try to disable your AI at the Worldport
42. Buzz the control tower in a fighter Top Gun style
43. Play "Highway to the Danger Zone" over the radio while doing that
43. Doing the same to a ship's bridge
44. Smoke his Cuban cigars in front of the teerie
45. The Haromian ones don't have the same effect**
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* Aneans don't use red buttons. Theirs are blue.
** Since Haromian cigars don't have nicotine