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Post by miokalia on Feb 28, 2011 14:19:58 GMT -5
Aptr. Sweizalthorpe Freaks Out at ASE
In response to the Anean emperor IX's totally unexpected declaration officially banning inorganics in his country after the recent conflict on the New Gracaria colony, Apparateur Sweizalthorpe flew into a rage. Throwing a chair through a window and then issuing a statement in response.
"The Anean emperor IX has made himself very clear today. During the conflict, according to records of both the Commonwealth and our own, there was a friendly fire incident where Luca Rio deliberately ordered Remote-operated Calie drones to attack the Emperor. This set off a chain of events which led to a friendly fire incident where Anean soldiers were ordered to fire on their allies, our own soldiers which were sent up there to assist them in securing their island from the rogue Megamantics terrorists. The measure of his character was established not in this mistake itself, but much more so by his actions following it. Instead of recognizing this as a tragedy, he spun it as the Calie assassination attempt against himself, an assassination attempt perpetuated by those who were fighting along side him. Then used this misinformation to justify a statement, a statement which speaks volumes about the character of the Emperor and, by proxy, what the people of the ASE have been indoctrinated to expect as acceptable. In response to our offering military aid, in an effort to build understanding, he has chosen to issue a ban against inorganic creatures, without differentiation between sapience and not. It would be one thing if our overtures fell on uninterested ears, but to make this statement, quite deliberately, based on a faulty accusation, after some of our own servicepeople gave their lives for them... is enormously dishonorable. And as though this weren't enough... The Emperor has even promoted the General who was responsible for starting this break-down of command.
This is not acceptable military policy, and it is now more than evident that trusting the Anean Military with the most basic of command protocols was a mistake. Never again will Miokalian troops ever be asked to follow the command of an Anean officer.
Following this tremendous display of dishonor and treachery, I am demanding that the Anean Emperor retract his specist, and honorless statement and tell the people of his country the truth of what happened. That he tell his people that the Calie drones were being commanded by an officer unfit for service, and that inorganic persons rose to the occasion and lent themselves to assist them when Anean People were threatened.
Such a deliberate statement is such an insult that he does not deserve our tolerance. I no longer believe that Emperor IX is a solution to the Anean's problems, he is the problem.
As such this government will no longer engage in actions to support this ruthless, bloodthirsty dictator. A man who actually does hate us despite our actions to his people's aid. His contempt against inorganics and reptiles is irrational and we should not waste our time trying to gain his trust."
Secretary Tajir Vuela Konig Responds to ASE Declaration Less Intensely
To counter the Apparateur's reaction, Vuela Konig said,
"This issue demands an immediate diplomatic meeting to address these issues. While their declaration does come as an insult and offends the sensibilities of basically everyone in this country, I think the only appropriate thing to do is to engage the ASE in discussion over this conflict so we can put this aside."
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Izumo Republic
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Post by Izumo Republic on Feb 28, 2011 23:21:19 GMT -5
IBNN - Izumo Brodcasting Network News
Izumo Navy not prepared for all out war says military officials
There are conflicting reports coming into from the Izumo naval heads today in regards to how ready the Izumo Republican Navy is for all out war within and around the coastal areas of the Republic.
In a statement from IRN Vice-Admiral Stanley Avila explained. "The IRN's role in the coastal waters surrounding nation and Vampbrook Island are purely Security and Anti Piracy, while in future the IRN will need to develop and deploy newer and more modern warships with greater range, the current diplomatic and political situation in the region surrounding Izumo has made it clear that no updating to newer ship models would be needed at this current time".
However Sources from within the naval department suggest that the navy is currently not ready for major naval engagements and humanitarian operations since the ships in the current inventory are small patrol boats with a short range.
A one source who wishes to remain anonymous claims. "With the current threat of naval based air strikes from carriers, long range ballistic missile subs, and the risk of Izumo's coastline being penetrated by sea launched special forces. The IRN must improve on it's military strategy in the region in order to reduce the threat of foreign attack".
Currently thoses threats come from the naval forces of the Kingdoms of Cal and The Anean Star Empire, who's forces regularly patrol in international waters. There had be plans by Defence and security Minister Rolf Herman Mitchell to upgrade the military strength of the nations forces, plans which include the purchase of an aircraft carrier from The Principality of Holmbergsvania, and the introduction of the new Duchess Multi-role fighter, an aircraft that could operate from a carrier.
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Post by Killer Zoids on Mar 1, 2011 19:46:42 GMT -5
Captial Times One single cred.
Leadership Bans all Vacationing to ASE, Recalls Vacationers
After a release yesterday by ASE effectively barring some of Killer Zoids' denizens from entering the country, President Arabarath Gorh denounced the ASE government and ordered a ban of all visitors from Killer Zoids from going there and the immediate evacuation of those already in ASE. The order includes work visas, passport requests for travel, and in-person international business. The president's words were brief, but concise.
"If the ASE decides members of our populace are too good to step foot on Empire soil, then no one from Killer Zoids shall be permitted there without executive clearance. Killer Zoids has taken steps in the past to ensure equality of rights for all forms of life, organic and non, and the Anean actions are obviously poorly conceived and executed. If they will not respect the rights of Kazian citizens of any kind, then no Kazian shall be permitted travel there.
We will be working with the Aneans and mutually the Miokalians to rectify the situation."
The Presidential order is hoped to be rescinded when the Empire comes to its senses, which is expected to be never. The approximately 3,000 Kazian visitors to ASE--both organic and inorganic-- are being immediately evacuated to other friendly countries pending their return to KZ.
Businesses operating on in-person trade, such as deliveries and transports are also being stopped at Customs facilities. The impact to Kazian business is still being calculated, but estimates place it in the hundreds of millions of Creds.
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Mar 2, 2011 16:34:59 GMT -5
The Goddess DAM!!! Wa Lechen Times
The last dam of the grand dam's project that will bring water up to the north of the main land and cause the ongoing silt increase of the gulf of sae to an end. This will flood miles of useless duchie land in the baron glens, which nothing of any interest.
With luck in time they will turn the teuie desert back to green land and who knows given time re-green the drewn desert.
Neither of them are natural, drew was green before sapients. If other nations in the region decide to take such actions we can return the region to what it should be. Before sapients got here this was a green region, it will take time...but it will take decades to centenaries just to do it.
We have built the first dams first. We have the tech to do it now....perhaps you should look to your mountains.
But it simply makes sense to regreen the south east. Obviously this would never be of an financial interest.
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Mar 2, 2011 17:17:30 GMT -5
IE Has Somthing In it's Back Yard Inteerie Times
Read beyond the market talk..I have a point.
Inteerie energy gave me access to one of there "waste yards". Everyone knows inteerie energy had been one of the base load providers and innovative suppliers of energy. They created the bulk of the tidal barriers, all eight in the commonwealth.
All more reliable that the drewn wind farms, no matter how big they get. We provided the pumps for the new pumps storage system. We designed them as we have made them on many isles with the side product of salt you use on you chips.
But what has been forgotten is the main source of energy currently is, well , your waste. The massive recycling plants recycle more than fifty percent of waste, the rest is digested. The digester plants produce our base load and tones of useful waste.
But enough of the ad crap..all that is true...but the one thing they have yet to figure is that they have simply got too good at it. I saw there dump yard in drew...They could fertilise the drewn desert tomorrow if it had water...but they are still adding to the piles.
Btw by yard I mean...you would die before walking over it, it is all dry pellets, ready to bag. This is the over production.
Who ever thought drew would have too much fertiliser...
Well I always figured that what most of the people in Tel talked.
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Mar 2, 2011 21:30:28 GMT -5
Emperor Xaimoungkhoun Calls out Commonwealth Matriarchy Intergalactic News Network In what seems to be becoming routine, Emperor Xaimoungkhoun set out to irritate, or at least get a rise out of, the Commonwealth down south. This time turning away from banning a certain species to instead speaking down of a system of government. The main part of IX's statement went: "You know what irks me to no end? The Commonwealth down south and their matriarchy. Why?Because it places far too much power in the hands of the women. Then they turn around and complain at us for being barbarians. At least we are a meritocracy - though people would say I should be replaced - and those that DESERVE the position have the power. But no, all the women down there and have such a huge ego about it that they think they rule the world. Here's a message to all of them down there: GET OUT OF POLITICS AND GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND LET THE MEN RULE UNTIL YOU CAN EMBRACE MERITOCRACY OR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FAIR.
"Don't get me wrong, I am not saying women can't run a country, but when they dominate everything, it leads to bad things. To be honest, I think that... what's her name down there... Tailinto that's right, is just using my Prime Minister as a sex toy more or less and he'll never see his kids. I'm not saying that's what will happen, but it seems annoyingly likely." While the people have no opinion on this, since they have more or less learned to ignore IX's almost whenever he says something, the women rights groups have already denounced the Emperor. Prime Minister Welhan said in response to this, "If you expect a statement from me, you're not getting one. At this point, as I said last time, the Emperor is just trying to piss people off. My recommendation: Don't listen to him." When we attempted to email the Emperor about this, he sent us this picture as an attachment. We have no idea what it means, but it cannot be good.
Disclaimer: The views expressed here are the views of one, possibly drunk, head of state and do not necessarily reflect the views of the network nor of the Anean Star Empire as a whole. Please direct grievances toward the Emperor. Thank you.
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Mar 2, 2011 21:46:45 GMT -5
Salato's statement to the patriarchs. UBC
I contacted salato she smiled saying "Like all males his thinks he's big but will never notice he ain't. I doubt I noticed but I didn't...I think...well something that small..maybe he poked a dimple and though he had. he kinda cute for it.
Erm No IX didn't screw me...well if he did I doubt any one would notice. Even a human."
I contacted lyie she repiled "goddess....you would need a microscope. I mean IX is human...I mean really human."
Al laughed openly "...how do humans reproduce? Must be some kinda shootng game."
--- Furries taking the piss out of humans
Note all but Al are female..al is still figuring out the physics.
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Mar 3, 2011 20:16:29 GMT -5
Imperial Senate Announces Ban on Teerie Entry into Empire Intergalactic News Network Here's a shocker: the Emperor had nothing to do with this. Yet, after several weeks of debate and research, the Senate voted 2,730 to 2,270 to approve a ban on the Teerie down south. Among the reasons stated by the researchers brought in to testify in support of this move were: - Apparent ability to hybridize with anything.
- Low birth rate could, if Teerie immigrated to the Empire, threaten the Empire in times of war where a high birth rate would keep the war effort going.
- Strange biology makes medical treatment, if necessary, very difficult.
Oddly, despite the way the leaders down south responded to the Emperor's anti-matriarchy statement, the Emperor is against this ban. Primarily because the Prime Minister is, according to the Emperor, dating a teerie. The Empire as a whole, on the other hand, support this measure. This prevents the Emperor from repealing it because he wants to respect the people's wishes. In somewhat related news, Emperor Xaimoungkhoun reportedly sent to Prime Minister Salato, Princess Lyie, and the Foreign Secretary what the Emperor calls his "double polaroid". Whatever that means. --- OOC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofl_UP3apM Video to explain the double polaroid joke.
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Mar 6, 2011 21:21:41 GMT -5
UBC radio/emergency frequencies Emergency broadcast All channels
At 15:13 cal time the main three runways at tel international developed a dip over only three meters wide but eight foot deep. Do not attempt to land.
*OOC this was sent openly over the airwaves
UBC
A vulpine in a grey suit said "We go over to our aviation correspondent."
A drewn fox was on the link "We have always suspected that Tel international was massively over used and under maintained. The air lines have stopped using it over time, with Auro Teerie to be the first to do so creating Cranan Su in the far south.
As for the craft in the air, drac, an freight air port can get people on the cat lines coming from the north and Cranan Su is ramping up to take those with fuel to make it there.
Three air bases are also preparing to deal with the commercial fights....it's like they expected this failure or tel international to fail inspection.
Tea matana en"
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Post by miokalia on Mar 7, 2011 12:16:47 GMT -5
IIP World Service
In response to an emerging runway issue at the International Airport in Tel, the Ziegler Schubaltz National airport in Nyxchas, a city which is near the flight path of many flights approaching from the north for Tel International is accepting re-routed flights for those without the fuel to continue on to Cranan Su or are unable to make the turn and approach Drac at the correct direction. Rerouted passengers are going to be issued tickets for the HTH passenger rail system to connect with the CAT in Cal.
The spokescritter for Schubaltz National airport said, in bizarre and silly Guylocian accent, "Zis is verry exciting. Ve hawant hadder zis mansy peeple int long timer"
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Holmbergsvania
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Mar 7, 2011 14:03:35 GMT -5
Holmbergsvania Free Press New Sovereign Nation in Holmbergsvania?
It appears that a political minority within Holmbergsvania has its own autonomous region. The BFP, a party that everyone within Holmbergsvania knows about, found itself the benificiary of a new autonomous region. According to Secretary of the Interior Maxwell Bridger, an African-Holmbergsvanian human, this new autonomous region occupies an area near Mount Farklow. The new region, the BFP Enclave, is expected to be behaving on its own, as if it was its own nation.
The formation of this region is, in Secretary Bridger's words, in direct response to the riots in Port Penguin and New Vancouver that broke out last week, resulting in the arrest of hundreds of Holmbergsvanian citizens and members of the BFP.
The Holmbergsvanian government would like to remind its citizens that everyone's equal under the law, and that everyone has a voice, no matter how strange they are in society's image. Youth is a wonderful thing. Let's try not to waste it or shove it somewhere far away.
In other news, here are the results of the Holmbergsvanian cabinet appointments.
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Snow Leopard: Alexander Reagan Minister of the Interior: African-Holmbergsvanian Human: Maxwell Bridger Minister of Transportation: Siberian Husky: Richard Ellsmere Minister of Housing and Urban Development: Coyote: Greg Erickson Minister of Labor: Panther: Kirsa Czlosclwic Minister of Health and Human Services: Grizzly bear: Lewis Orlovshenko Minister of Veteran's Affairs: Caucasian-Holmbergsvanian Human: Mark Frontenac Minister of Defense: Timber Wolf: Huron Koenig Minister of Energy: Fennec Fox: Nicolas Kombeign Minister of Homeland Security: Alaskan Malamute: Walter Fenris Minister of the Treasury: Cougar: Palus Relmansk Minister of Education: Lion: Gabriel Kalikovos Minister of Commerce: Caucasian-Holmbergsvanian Human: Horatio Washington Attourney General: Timber Wolf: Calris Grimsdottor Minister of Agriculture: Jackal: Amandou Brasii Surgeon General: Indian-Holmbergsvanian Human: Kangar Morovic
New Presidential Elections are: 1 year away!
Keep living, folks!
-Holmbergsvania Free Press
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Post by Aluez on Mar 7, 2011 14:09:51 GMT -5
Aluez Today! [/b][/size] Unity: This planet is full of Barbarians! “Good evening everyone, it is 00:00 on the hour and we are bringing the hottest news without any of the mercy” Lysa had changed since the last airing of AT, now having blonde hair and fur, still having those bright blue eyes of hers though. She was wearing a white suit with a black armband on the left arm, the Unity symbol being clear on the face of the armband. “Our first story takes us onto the bridge of the UNS Baghdad, and shows that the way the world has been acting has not portrayed a pleasant image for the rest of Unity” She turned to her left and smiled toward the good General, Alexander Cardith “So tell us General, what is the opinion of the crew of the Baghdad and what does this mean for the planet in general?” “Thanks for asking, but I can tell you right now, there are only four countries on this planet that have displayed acceptable qualities as far as the way of life goes,” he leans back and cracks his fingers. “I have gone through the reports, and have gone through the process of making a batch of severeity levels.” The screen changed to a 7 level bar chart, going from white at the lowest, to blood red at the highest, so far, the bars remain blank. “Okay, so everyone sees the chart, yes? Now let me go ahead and fill in these boxes” Two names appeared in the Red: The Kingdoms of Cal, The Commonwealth of Salnai and Allies Several neutral nations appeared in the orange including: Killer Zoids, Miokalia, The Anean Colony and ironically, Tinis In the yellow, appeared the entire body of the NEDC The blue bar had the words ‘Everyone Else’ “Not a pretty picture I know, but after seeing the barbaric practices of the most of this body, and hearing earshot in the others, I would have to say that these nations, if they choose to call themselves that, are quite barbaric, in some shape or form” he shook his head when the camera split screened to show him and the chart on the screen. “I mean, after reading the commotion caused by the Kingdoms of Cal in multiple cases, and the Warmongering from Salnai and its allies, it’s no wonder they are in the red” The red section expanded out to encompass EVERY SINGLE INCIDENT REPORTED against the Kingdoms of Cal, and even rumored ones as well. “Look at this, the most recent is the Prime Minister of Anean colony, his ‘girl friend’, trying to control him by not letting him see his children. What the fuck is the deal here?! This is why all genders are equal in our society, no man, no woman, and no herm has the right to call themselves better than the others.” He picked up his papers and flipped through them as he read on. “Then they have the audacity to even call themselves a ‘good nation’, when clearly, by the state of their airports, they are an Anarcho-Capitalism State that has no order whatsoever” He sneezed before groaning and rubbing his nose. “Their nobles are pathetic, and nothing but spoiled brats and punks that think they rule the world, their people have no sense among them, and they have a horrible military that is falling apart, and wasn’t even considered Modern back in the second world war and sure as fuck isn’t considered modern now!” “This is true General, but what of the Aneans? I see they are in the Orange, why is that?” Lysa asked, leaning in with a curious expression on her face. “I am getting to that,” he flipped through the papers before the expansion changed to the Commonwealth of Salnai, listing war crimes, attacks against Alenia, and so on. “This is the next biggest threat on this planet to Unitarian life. Attacks galore, violations of international law, use of mind control technology, the list goes on and on and on.” “Yes we are well aware of the terrorism caused by the Salnese, which we hope to end any day now thanks to the aid of foreign governments.” “Alright, moving onward toward the Orange section, now these particular nations are not a threat to us directly, but have caused a ruckus from reports I have seen…” He snapped his fingers as the Red section closed and opened to the Anean Star Empire firstly. Again, showing EVERY SINGLE INCIDENT recorded against the nation. “Blowing up Unarmed transport ships under the guise they were a terrorist organization, killing protestors with gunships, corrupt police officials, and having a Prime Minister that can be controlled by which nut is squeezed by his girlfriend,” he coughed and shook his head. “Just to name a few.” He smiled before the section changed. “KZ and Miokalia are in the Orange because, well, they’re puppeteer states from what I can tell, draining their economy into The Kingdoms of Cal while their people suffer. And also acts of Colonialism have been noticed, but unconfirmed, in KZ.” “Colonialism refers to their recent Map changes and expansions, correct General?” “Yes ma’am it does, as long as the expansion doesn’t get out of control, we have no problems with it, thus why they’re not in the red.” “Now the NEDC are our allies, why are they in the yellow?” “Because they too have caused a ruckus in the past. Holmbergsvania or whatever it’s called, blew up a Cali plane and have a massive Laser Anti Air system that can mean nothing but trouble for us if in some event Unity and Holmbergsvania were to go to war. Next is the Aatuylvans, now great allies, we co-own a citystate with them, but also do irk my chain with their civil war raging with rebel forces in their own country. Which is a problem that will hopefully be squashed in the future.” “I see, so yellow is just a paranoia, correct” “Yes, yes it is” “Okay good” Lysa smiled as both of them laughed about it. “Yeah, I hope that in the light of these findings, we will be able to put some nations in the White, which means peaceful standing with the nations regardless of what they have done in the past” he grins. “Best way to do so is to hopefully hold a conference meeting to see what each party wants, and see if it’s not too extravagant and if it can even be done!”
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Mar 7, 2011 15:27:07 GMT -5
Anean Medical Corps Formed Imperial News Center Here's a first in a while - something that isn't designed to make another country hate us. Emperor Xaimoungkhoun, after seeing the issues brought on by the Red Serpent, formed a similar group. It's made for humanitarian operations, but won't run into a situation without at least some planning like the RS. The Anean Medical Corps was given a container ship refit with the best of Anean medical technology and to serve as a hospital ship effectively. It has a crew of 1,500 and a patient capacity of about the same. To go along with Earth laws, the ship itself has no weapons or munitions. Most of the crew was either combat medics in the AGF or civilian doctors and nurses. There's also former ASF officers to run the ship properly. However, due to the tense political climate with the Empire, Emperor Xaimoungkhoun assigned a cruiser escort to the ship to ward off any potential attacks. Within the next week, the AMC will be ready for overseas humanitarian missions. The word humanitarian, however, doesn't signify who they'd help. Emperor Xaimoungkhoun doesn't like the "made up" words of this planet such as furmanitarian, so he uses ones he knows. The AMC is made to help all that require it - human, anthro, something else.
Empire Responds to Aluezi Statements Intergalactic News Network Seems the Empire isn't the only one trying to make people angry. Whether intentional or not, the Aluezi have managed to irritate the Anean government - from the city councils all the way to the Emperor - as well as a fair share of the people. It seemed that they were willing to take things - which the Empire had no hand in - and connect that with us. In addition, the use of the term "barbarian" is a no-go in the Empire due to repercussions it could carry as well as that most nations that call others barbarians are, themselves, backward. As of right now, a peaceful protest is underway at the Citadel calling for the immediate cutting of diplomatic ties with Aluez. Within the Imperial Senate, several Senators are giving arguments for such a move, while many others oppose them. The Emperor himself, however, has not chosen a side and is predicted to wait until lines are clearly drawn in the colony. The Senators leading the anti-Aluez group have several arguments. One of them said to us, "Granted this was the statement of one person, but that person I assume is important in the country. I personally find it ridiculous that he'd come to this planet and call us barbarians without looking at his nation over the same time-frame. One, they insulted our Emperor after he was killed. Pissing on his grave without a care in the world. Two, they have been warmongering far more than us. Three, there was a point where the way they ran their country was worse than most dictatorships on this planet. I guess that's just normal among them. I bet we're the so-called barbarians because we aren't communist. To address their accusations of us, we had no control over most of those situations. To be fair, we should have had control. The incident with the Red Serpent was caused by then Chancellor Welhan and lost his job for that. The gunships were controlled by Megamantics and acted outside of government orders. They no longer operate on Earth as far as we know. As for the corruption, how can we be pointed out for that when all governments, from the bottom all the way to the top, are corrupt. There are no exceptions to that. Even our own." Prime Minister Welhan, ignoring the accusation about himself, said, "I thought we had an ally in the Aluezi. A nation that could trust. I hope that person was only just arriving and doesn't reflect the opinion of the rest of the country. He has no right to come here and judge us. I could easily judge him using disconnected things and I will. His willingness to judge everyone shows that he's clearly insecure about himself. He's willing to degrade everyone and wants them to be just like his people. That, honestly, would disgust me. They were talking about mind control of the Salnese and how that is one factor that lists them in the red. But, if I recall correctly, didn't they have a mind control thing going on not too long ago? I guess they're also all hypocrites." Emperor Xaimoungkhoun, watching everything unfold at the castle, had this to say, "I already don't like him. He's like Glenn Beck. Pulling random things out of the air, connecting them, and then making it sound like some sort of conspiracy or an accurate assumption of a country. He must have never once thought of asking me for the government reports - which I made sure are accurate - of the incidents. All of it looks bad, but it's far better than the way he painted us. As for the protests, that's a little extreme. The quarrel shouldn't be with the Aluezi government, but rather with the general. He's the one that's causing this. If he was actually reading into us, he'd know we're all on edge. The wars have messed us up. Our people are jumpy. He better watch what he says or the people will be calling for war next."
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Post by aatuylva on Mar 7, 2011 16:34:26 GMT -5
Tempers flare again, Stidham advocates new legislature "They're at it again folks. I know, I know, you're all wondering why you finally get to hear my wonderful voice, instead of writing angry letters to the local newspapers to get me fired for being such an unpatriotic bastard. Good news and bad news. "Good news, You succeeded! I got canned! "Bad news, turns out I've got plenty of fans, and I'm now operating from a private radio station in Majiin! Suck it! "Right, where was I...oh yeah! The boys up north and east are at it again, like always, when the Calie aren't around for them to foam off about, they're at each other. It's kinda sweet, like watching a married couple argue about what to have for dinner. The real question is...who wears the pants? In all seriousness, Megamantics was briefly, and I do mean briefly, publicly traded, like most companies, and you know what this little printout tells me? Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun, majority share-holder and CEO...now, of course, this was before his untimely death, resurrection, and attempted re-assassination by said company, so who knows what it looks like now. So, while he wasn't in charge of the company anymore, he had more than enough time to run some back-ground checks... "Like, for instance, 'will this man stab me in the back, climb over my corpse, and steal my very uniform from my broken and slowly decomposing body in order to stick a shiny ring of gold on his head and call himself Emperor?' Those kinds of things would seem rather important. "Next subject, yeah, this General guy, he's a bit..offputtish. Most newcomers are, but hey, we Aatuylvans like a blunt and honest man. Sure, some facts were bent a bit, but hey, that's the job of any self-respecting politician, like most generals are, and was just putting a spin on it. Although, with IX banning certain sophonts from his nation, and the Senate on what is soon to turn into a massive anti-sapient law-making spree that will most assuredly be humanocentric, one has to wonder whether or not their red armbands are going to replace the upside-down pentacle with a swastika just to get it fucking over with. "Another thing, the mind-control whizzazz? According to Aluezi records, that was a Salnese tampering with those little silver bug-things, the nano-whatsits inside of them, so, who knows. "Anyway, this is probably just one big stress freakout that's been building since both of these two big boys have been putting down wars, invasions, and attacks ever since they got here. They just need to chill out, drink some nice honeydew tea, and let people get on with the long process of rebuilding their wartorn lives." "Now, onto the next thing, turns out the census is done and over with, but it's being withheld as our grand and glorious royal pimp-of-war tries and convinces the People's Council to throw logic out the window and give him some more meat to grind against. And I do mean that in every sense of the phrase, folks. "See, in his ever-present wisdom and sanity, the War Minister wants to allow revwhonn to become citizens if they go to school first. Those of you without a sense of sarcasm will no doubt be trying to point out the logical fallacies of my former statement, and I'm going to tell you right out to stop. You're only embarrassing yourselves. "For those few and most treasured foreign listeners, a revwhonn is what I like to call 'furious whirling dervishes of deathrapemurderevil.' All in one word. It's the only way to describe the sonsovbitches. "And the would be 'glorious leader' wants to put them in school and then, probably, in uni-Oh. Oh gods, here it comes folks, census is out, aaand.............. There is a full five minutes of utter silence over the radio waves. "Damn. Well, turns out the crafty bastard has been setting up schools in secret in the Uldezyri zone, probably why they've been so pissed lately, he's been stealing their land. So, not only has he and some Aluezian chick, Allison's her name, managed to raise an entire generation of wraithwolves under everyone's noses, but they've gotten them amicable enough to present to the Council. It's official, census reports are in, tribals have been counted, and educated wraiths have full citizens' rights. Numbers stat around fifty-five million people, but with the wraiths, that could rise by thousands every couple of years if the Big Bastard up top decides to kitnap their broods every breeding season. "Virrakos' balls this is going to be a rough year. About the only good thing I heard is that the NEDC folks up in Tyr are talking about forming the Red Claw, since sapient-aiding organizations seem to be all the rage. Arolusi Darkfur is over, out, and going to get high as a gods-be-damned kite. Goodnight, goodluck, and remember, keep it frisky!"
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Post by Aluez on Mar 7, 2011 16:38:48 GMT -5
Aluez Today! Tod: QUIT BITCHING ABOUT THE FOX! “Threatening war over ONE little statement that is from someone that hasn’t been on the planet for one freakin’ year?” said Tod, perking a brow toward the camera before bursting out into laughter. “Okay, I say that this is an over reaction to a commonplace watercooler statement.” Tod wiped his eyes and sighed softly. “Personally, if you’re gonna be a big fucking baby over this, then I suggest you doublecheck your mental state before opening your mouth again. Senate: KISS MY ROYAL FURRED ASS, we are not communists and you’re idiots for calling us as such. People of New Gracaria: Get on with your lives and quit protesting, it’s not worth putting up a fuss over him The rest of the world: GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER! Thank you, and have a nice night!”
Lysa blinked a few times when the cameras came back over to her attention. "In other news, with the recent flarings, the council of leadership has sent a message back home for a battlegroup to be stationed near Mars in the event that things turn violent for us planetary citizens." she sighed softly. "And all foreign citizens are advised of travelling at night and all Aluezi are being called back home"
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