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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 22, 2011 0:41:30 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun Amado jumped up and tackled the wolf that hit me with the magazine. What a fool to have done that. He's lucky we can't kill him, like in the Empire if he did that. I, meanwhile, said, "Those are stupid quotes. What is this? The 70s?"
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Post by immanence on Feb 22, 2011 0:50:02 GMT -5
"LET HIM GO", Dieter shouted as this tussle unfolded. The little frills running down his back popped up. "ENOUGH OF THIS!", He demanded, then looked at Kseniya and said, "What the hell is your problem?! All I did was eat some of these disposable periodical items and you start babbling about me being some 'barbarian animal' and excusing it away by saying you're 'royalty'... Then you have your friend here pull this dooxibab?!
What nimnose country would consider this noble behavior?"
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 22, 2011 0:56:24 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun "He's under orders to protect me. While I personally wouldn't have reacted that way, he did obviously. "Me? I have no problems. I just don't like non-humans. Yet, my brother forced me down here. I am not excusing it away by saying I am royalty, I just especially don't like robots. I don't trust them in the slightest. "I think any country with any respect for it's leaders would consider this noble. And I am from the Anean Star Empire, if it really matters."
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 22, 2011 0:58:21 GMT -5
"Hey! Calm down you two!" Lewis stepped in between the two, the human and the creature.
"Can't we just try to be calm here?"
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Post by Killer Zoids on Feb 22, 2011 1:07:53 GMT -5
Being under the other person in the aisle with an elbow in his face, "Actually, more like 80s, stupid broad."
He moved his arms under him to get some leverage, and rolled the assailant off of his back. "Get off me you dork. You're doing it all wrong... Its more like here where the shoulder meets the neck..." He reached around and pinched two pressure points in Amando's neck, which loosened the grip enough for Red to fully free himself.
"My dad was a cop. We used to wrestle a lot when I was little, I probably know more pressure points than you know exist." He poked at Amando's side in the ribs, getting another. "You cool, ya tool?" He helped Amando up, once he was satisfied his point was made.
"Protect you? I'm sure there's some colonists he needs to protect from their virginity! Not a Skymall foodsnackycake."
"Thanks pal, its cool. Shoulda figured there'd be grunts here." he said to Lewis.
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Post by immanence on Feb 22, 2011 1:12:13 GMT -5
"Oh I think you do have a problem.
The Anean Star Empire... We saved your tushes during the federation war. If it weren't for us, you would no longer be on this planet. We send our ships in to fight along side yours and yet you say "you don't trust robots" and use that as your excuse?
You're being royalty makes these statements even more dishonorable. You deserved that mild bop on the head for saying such things! However, you do not deserve any more than that because those were just words and perhaps you are emotionally compromised because you are not used to being around such diversity. So: Devour my shorts!
Nimnose."
He then made an odd gesture with his claws on his snout and made a kazoo sound, then got up.
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 22, 2011 1:29:22 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun "Bullshit. The war was over basically. Your people just happened to stumble in the last major fight. We would have won this in the end. Would have taken less time than it actually did. The Federation's forces were falling apart. They had nothing left. It was an easy victory. They surrendered as we advanced. "My brother hates robots, I just don't trust them. Even if you didn't help, the colony was still lost. Millions still died. But no, you're going to sit here and say that your people won the war for us. Nevermind the 10 months of fighting beforehand, the billions of soldiers and civilians killed, the planets razed, and the battles won that finally brought us to New Gracaria. It was all your people's doing. "Sure, whatever you say." Amado Mehrotra I pulled my pistol out from my jacket. Lucky bastard managed to get me off, but that won't happen again. Caught unprepared. I aimed at the wolf and said, then I pulled out a gold badge, made to look like the Anean Federal Police one, and said, "I am an Anean Federal officer. Step away and return to your seat. Failure to comply with result in severe bodily injury." I'm really with the 9th Legion - the Emperor's Guard - but he doesn't need to know that.
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Post by immanence on Feb 22, 2011 1:36:13 GMT -5
"No, the billions of civilians and soldiers lost was all your doing.
We just brought it to an end.", he then smiled before one of his eyes caught the other pulling out a gun.
He emitted a strange electronic squawk and then he pleaded,
"If this means so much to you, then I'll put the paper back!"
He then regurgitated a neatly compressed cylinder of paper material and offered it to Amado. Specifically, he stuck it down Amado's pants (he didn't know where else to put it).
"I'm sorry I ate all your delicious disposable reading food.", he sobbed, making a scene, "Just let the wolf live!"
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Post by Killer Zoids on Feb 22, 2011 1:46:30 GMT -5
Red chuckled at the irony of Amando's charge sounding very robotic. He couldn't resist another quote.
*in a very monotone voice* "Your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning."
Though, he wasn't about to pull anything having a gun pointed at him. He could easily disarm this guy, but wasn't interested in seeing the itchy trigger finger shoot someone else in the car. Usually the gun goes off when its wrestled for, was what he was trained. So he backed away, and later sat down in a vacant seat at the opposite end of the car.
"C'mon Diet Coke. I've got some religious pamphlets you can chew on."
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 22, 2011 1:58:20 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun Amado put the gun back in his holster and sat back down without another word. The one time he speaks to someone else, he sounds like it was programmed or something. He did take that paper thing and then threw it at the robot before sitting down though. I said, "You brought nothing to an end. It was over whether or not you did anything to help. Probably would have taken less time because the Emperor was so intent on waiting for everyone else at the time. Fucking international cooperation. Look what good it did us. A planet that hates us and you space robots that hate us."
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Post by immanence on Feb 22, 2011 2:06:40 GMT -5
"I can?!", Deiter asked excitedly, "What are a "ree-ligitous"? Is that like a Soap Opera Digest? Those taste especially good, but the reading is strange and I don't understand it."
He then hugged the wolf and said, "How did you know my name was 'cola'? Yes! You can call me Diet Coke!"
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Feb 22, 2011 16:11:50 GMT -5
Oi gave up hunting Ziza as there seemed to be no damage to the toilets. Her comm (phone) buzzed she answered "It's clare here" Oi looked confused for a second the clicked "Clare our native guide up there." Oi listened and got very confuse. When she switched off her phone she saw Ziza and said "What's a non conquerable being? What is cyberspace? I am confused"
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Feb 22, 2011 16:25:27 GMT -5
Ah gave up the she wondered up the stares she gave up and sat herself on the luggage rack close to the top of the steps. She was used to sleeping on them on commuter trains, she figured this hassle was not worth it.
The young but attractive hybe closed her eyes as she was used to sleeping on public transport. The train moved off imperceptibly, she had her com (phone) in her back pocket to wake her before they got there. The luggage shelves made more sense to her than dealing with the mess.
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 22, 2011 16:29:56 GMT -5
Lewis rolled his eyes. So many nations and their rivalries... he worked his way to where the person who previously talked to him was sitting. He took a seat next to that fella.
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Post by aatuylva on Feb 22, 2011 17:37:57 GMT -5
Ziza was busy. Very very busy. She was trying to figure out how to take out the red, shiny bit from the rest of it without breaking the whole thing. Sometimes she wished she had both hands for things like this, metal hand was so clumsy, always breaking th-
"Nyar!"
The greenish one from earlier was talking to her in a strange language again, scaring her. She bumped her head on something, causing a large rack of luggage to fall down on top of her...thankfully Sparkles was ok, still sleeping under one of the chairs.
"Engkori! Revaju!"
She crawled out from under the luggage after a few minutes, rubbing her head.
"What want with?"
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