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Post by immanence on Feb 19, 2011 22:56:33 GMT -5
Dieter replied to Claire in that channel.
"Nanoo Claire!" This was followed by some squeaks and chirps. "It's refreshing to see someone somewhat normal!
Yes. Ah is quite alright. The nicest person I've met since my arrival. And the nicest of the first 4 I met by far. The skunk in the bathroom was just scared of me and partaking in a strange liquid squirting ritual. Then the Anean female looked at me menacingly and then this horrible little monster child tried to put a blowtorch up my deedlezeedoooo boop. Ah was the first person I met who actually spoke to me like a person and thus, I will like her forever.
She told me the enrollment mistake is part of a custom, where students must endure the tests of the registrationlords and seek out their proper schedule which they have hidden somewhere. Like an easter egg hunt!
Although I think it's because some of the questions on the application like "gender" and "street address". To which I think I replied "What?" and "623.172.331.233.213.641:82" respectively. I admit that this may have caused a problem.
It probably also doesn't help that for 'parents' I put: Rossignol'); DROP TABLE dieter;--."
He stopped a moment to decode the location of the magazines.
"Well, I shouldn't take them all, what if someone else wants some quality eating material?"
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Feb 20, 2011 0:48:56 GMT -5
Claire smiled "Don't worry about me, I will share a room with Ah, I like her she is defensive about where I live. Though she could look better about where I live. I think that fenic would probably live with her if they were more efficiency.. but. "
"I'll be trying something out. I'll need you and Ah to operate the thing." clare ended.
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Feb 20, 2011 1:15:08 GMT -5
Ah had her bag...the clock was at 23:59:00 and she was inside the door. she was looking about. The 30 seconds was enough to force the bags in or out... the train would leave at midnight.
Ah figured the way things were going tonight someone would lob them self and their bag over them....it seemed to be the way things seemed to be goig.
With luck some others were already were on the train...but that didn't seem to be how things were working for her tonight....that would be too easy.
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CATs are like Japanese trains..the doors shut...and they go...no screwing about.
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Post by immanence on Feb 20, 2011 15:48:43 GMT -5
Dieter clicked and chirped while examining the many cheap and hillarious "modern living solutions" advertised in the Rail Mall catalogue which he was eating, page by page. "Sweet Tourboullion's* arse! Look at this crossword puzzle that's the size of a wall! Why would anyone do this to themselves!?" He commented, then crumpled up the page and ate it. "Holy mother of cheese! Look at this alarm clock which shoots water at you!", that page also got eaten. "How does anyone on this planet live without one of these!", he commmented on a vibrating mattress, "the possibilities are endless on what can be done with this!", then he ate that page as well, and kept going, loudly voicing his amazement at everything advertised in there.
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 20, 2011 16:19:13 GMT -5
Lewis rushed through the doors of the train. Almost a minute to spare, he thought. He shouldn't have gotten distracted reading a novel he brought from home. Looking around, he found a seat. An open one.
"Phew..." He took some deep breaths, checking and double checking that he had everything with him. Everything was on board.
He relaxed into his chair, eyes set deep into his novel.
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Post by Kingdoms of Cal on Feb 20, 2011 18:14:27 GMT -5
Ah gave up, the clock clicked to 23:00:15 if she had missed anyone, it was too late by now to help them. They might still make it, but she could not do anything. She wondered up the stares, clare had sent her an email saying that she knew Dieter.
Ah looked at the thing eating it's way threw the crap left on the train. She figured she should sit next to it...but there were seats by a table. she thought for a second and grabbed a pile of mags that the CMT put on their trains. Only really bored people ever read them. She dumped the pile in front of her on the table in sight of the odd thing.
She pulled out her come and txted clare. she was fairly sure she would text the thing...she figured that is must have com built in or something.
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Oi was looking a bit flustered but had found the toilet in one piece she was looking for ziza, she clocked her and took a seat opposite her.
"Wotcha, hows your pet?" she smiled.
Oi was definitely hyper kinetic as she was making things out of the napkins...it seem subconscious.
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 21, 2011 21:54:36 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun I watched that robot thing eat... a magazine. Of course, I have to say something to hopefully make it angry. Just to see what it'll do, if anything. "Fucking robots. Quit eating the damn magazine! God damn barbaric animals. None of that shit in there is that special, so quit getting a double polaroid over technology." Amado sighed.
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Post by immanence on Feb 21, 2011 22:23:17 GMT -5
Dieter looked up and completely surprised (as he does with anyone who talks to him non-electronically).
"Nanoo aggravating mammal unit.", he then gobbled up the rest of the magazine like a wood chipper before continuing, "I find your word choice perplexing. Please explain "barbaric animals" and what is this "double polaroid" object? Is it an item advertised within the periodical item I just consumed?"
Dieter was actually irritated and knew perfectly well what "barbaric animals" meant.
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 21, 2011 22:26:58 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun "You really are a fucking idiot. Barbaric animal. You are not human, therefore you are an animal. Barbaric because you seem to think reading material is food. "As for the double polaroid, it's a joke that's probably far beyond your comprehensive ability."
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Post by immanence on Feb 21, 2011 22:34:04 GMT -5
Dieter tore another piece of magazine and munched it. Making it evident his speech was produced through a speaker somewhere as he spoke while chewing on it. "Oh no. I'm sure it isn't.
And if this so-called 'reading material' wasn't food, why do they print it on carbonaceous substrate?
What gives you the authority to make declarations that this activity I'm partaking in is 'barbaric'.
And technically: you're more animal than I am."
He then ripped another piece off the magazine and munched it.
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Post by Holmbergsvania on Feb 21, 2011 22:37:13 GMT -5
Lewis put his book down upon hearing what sounded like an angry woman nearby. An angry HUMAN woman.
"This'll be interesting" he thought to himself, walking over to the human woman and the strange... thing she was talking to. He hung back, not wanting to be involved, but he remained within sight distance of everything.
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Post by The Anean Star Empire on Feb 21, 2011 22:40:49 GMT -5
Kseniya Xaimoungkhoun "What gives me the right to say that's barbaric? Because I am royalty, that's why. And you're not human, so you're an animal. How hard is that for you to understand?" Emperor Isaiah Xaimoungkhoun Almost home luckily. I hate flying this much. Though... something's wrong... I call this feeling my "international incident" senses. And right now, it's off the charts. This can't be good.
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Post by Killer Zoids on Feb 21, 2011 22:52:55 GMT -5
A fur near the back of the car got up and whacked Kseniya lightly with a rolled up magazine.
"Hey a** hole. Back off. Who do you think you are? It's not like he's eating Popular Science or something. Its just advertisement spam."
He was a tall red wolf, wearing not that much actually. He unrolled the magazine and handed it to Dieter.
"Hey, Diet Coke, try this one. Its a Sky Mall from the Delta plane I was on before the train. I was going to draw dirty things in it and leave it in the seat pocket someplace, but eating it sounds like a better idea." He turned to the girl, "Don't get a hairball," and then pulled some of his fur out (which was shedding) and flung it in the air at her and turned back around."
[ooc: In KZ, this is considered a huge disrespect, in essence, a middle finger toward humans]
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Post by immanence on Feb 21, 2011 22:53:40 GMT -5
Dieter accepted the Skymall happily. "Nanoo, Lupine mammal unit. Gratiations in your general direction to you sir! I will indeed partake in this catalogue's many numerous scrumptious pages!"
He licked it and then paused a moment.
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Post by Killer Zoids on Feb 22, 2011 0:33:01 GMT -5
[Assuming there's some back and forth to fit in here with ASE before this happens]
Red turned to Dieter after he was greeted, and thought for a sec.
"'No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say 'nanoo', or some sh*t like that. You say 'word up'. And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat my shorts". And if you really want to shine 'em on it's 'smell ya later, baby', or go chill with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."
Dieter got noticeably excited, hearing a quotes from old earth TV he was familiar with.
"Call me Red, by the way."
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